Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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