C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
