I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I will pee on everything he values.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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