Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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