I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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