I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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