Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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