I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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