We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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