Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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