I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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