I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Holy shit dude........stairs
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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