my phone needs a breathalizer
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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