Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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