Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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My vagina just recognized that song.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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