so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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