I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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