i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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