I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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