as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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