I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
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Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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