woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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