Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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