please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
