I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I love having hate sex.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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