he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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