Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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