im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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