Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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