i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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