what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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