Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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