Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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