u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Two words: blizzard sex
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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