Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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