hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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