You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Randomize