Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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