Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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