Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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