are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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