i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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