NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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