I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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