i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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