bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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