I accidentally burped into my bong.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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