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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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