Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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