Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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