I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
