I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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