i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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