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(248): View more from Michigan

Pussy?

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how

(248): View more from Michigan

Wat do u mean how?

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(503): View more from Oregon

what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?

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(514): View more from Quebec

i'm home, then i'll come over

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ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa

(514): View more from Quebec

nvm.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.

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(917): View more from New York City

we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability

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(307): View more from Wyoming

How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?

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(585): View more from New York

We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?

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