There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The power of my boobs compel you
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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