A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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