thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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